Never Judge a Book by it's Cover

Ever hear that expression, “never judge a book by its cover”?  That expression is stupid.  I’ll explain why!
When you are thinking of places to eat, and you decide you don’t care about quality of food, nor do you want to actually do anything other than say a number to have the food made for you and served to you in paper, you usually consider fast food.  So you’ve settled on choking down some fast food.
Here are some of your options:

• Burger King - hmm, I don’t really want burgers
• Taco Bell - I don’t really want whatever the hell it is that they serve there
• Kentucky Fried Chicken - I really prefer chicken fried in Texas, they fry so many people in the electric chair, their frying of chicken has got to be delicious!
• Panda Express - Yeah, I’d really like some Panda!  Those fuckers are on the endangered species list aren’t they?  Probably cause they are tasty!

Here’s the thing though; They don’t fucking have any Panda at Panda Express.  What’s worse is they look at you like you’re crazy for wanting to order Panda.
“Oh, that is an endangered species.  Do you want them to go extinct?”
Umm, short answer.  Yes.  Long answer, absolutely I do.  We force feed our farm animals to make them more delicious for us later when we slaughter them.  Pandas spend most of their time eating.  They are force feeding themselves for us.  I think it’d be rude not to eat them.  Plus, it’s called natural selection.  If they weren’t meant to go extinct maybe they’d have panda sex a little more often.  Ever think of that up there on your high horse Mr. Won’t Serve Me Panda Even Though I Work At A Place Called Panda Express Man?  Didn’t think so.
What was I even talking about?  Oh, that’s right.  Not judging a book by its cover.  We do that all the time.  That’s why books have covers, so we can judge whether or not we want to read them.  Same thing with all other aspects of life.  So next time someone says “Never judge a book by its cover” look politely at them and say, okay, I won’t, but I will judge you.  And right now, I’m judging that you’re stupid.